If only we were pirates...

(3:45:02 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: them be fightin words
(3:46:03 PM) eric cissler: aye
(3:46:53 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: ahoy
(3:48:37 PM) eric cissler: avast!
(3:50:38 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: LAND HO!
(3:51:34 PM) eric cissler: THAR SHE BLOWS!
(3:52:33 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!
(3:53:10 PM) eric cissler: MAN THE MIZZENMAST AND LET LOOSE A SHOT ACROSS THE BOW!
(3:54:31 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: DANCE THE HEMPEN JIG!
(3:55:56 PM) eric cissler: TAP THE HOGSHEAD FOR SOME BUMBOO, YEH OLD FREEBOOTER!
(3:56:57 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: RUN A RIG AND HANG IM FROM THE YARDARM!
(3:58:19 PM) eric cissler: IF YEHR JEST GONNA SWING THE LEAD, I'LL BE INFORMIN THE COCKSWAIN OF YOUR PICAROON WAYS!
(4:00:08 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: i'LL BE BUSTING OUT THE NELSON'S FOLLY AND FILLING ME BELLY WITH SOME CACKLE FRUIT!
(4:02:56 PM) eric cissler: YARGH! YEH'LL CERTAINLY BE WANTING TO WARSH IT ALL DOON WITH PLENNY EH GROG AN' A SERVICIN' FROM A RIGHT SAVVY WENCH!
(4:06:39 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: AYE AYE! I'LL BE SHOOTING ME SIX POUNDER OFF WHILE I CAREEN THAT SWEET LASS AND KEEPING HER AS ME BOOTY!
(4:10:27 PM) eric cissler: ARGH! IF YEHR PAST EXPLOITS AS A ROOTIN CORSAIR SCALLYWAG ARE ANY INDICATION, THAT SAUCY LASS'LL BE GIVIN UP HER SWAG SMARTLY AND FLOGGIN YER ROGER LIKE IT WAS ROPE'S END!
(4:15:03 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: ARGH!!! I'LL BE SURE TO USE THE GIBBET CAGE AND CAT O'NINE TAILS ON THE WENCH WHILE WE SCOUR THE SPANISH MAIN! WE DON'T WANT NO HONRSWAGGLE JIMMYING DIS HERE BUCCANEER, YE SAVY?
(4:19:07 PM) eric cissler: AYE! THE SKIPPER'S OFF SPLICIN THE MAINBRACE ASHORE. LET'S MAKE OUR JOLLYBOAT IN 'IS CABIN INSTEAD OF THE POOPDECK. WE SHARE THE WENCH; YOU TAKE HER FROM THE PROW, I'LL PLUMB HER BRINY DEEP FROM THE AFT END!
(4:19:32 PM) richardk22@gmail.com/0A3FCB19: ARGHHHHHHHHH!
(4:19:49 PM) eric cissler: YAAAARRR!