Just another day in "The Office"

Victim #1:

MegaMeng: yo!
MegaMeng: you go updog at your work?
YangstaFunk: sup
YangstaFunk: updog?
MegaMeng: you got updog at your work?
YangstaFunk: wat is that
MegaMeng: wat is what?
YangstaFunk: lol
MegaMeng: LOL
YangstaFunk: updog?
MegaMeng: you got one?
YangstaFunk: wat is it?
MegaMeng: what is what???
YangstaFunk: lol
YangstaFunk: updog..wat is updog
MegaMeng: nothing much bro wuts up with you?
YangstaFunk: hahahahahahahaha
MegaMeng: LOL!!!
YangstaFunk: hahahahahahahaha
YangstaFunk: omg
YangstaFunk: nice one
YangstaFunk: im an idiot
YangstaFunk: i htought itw as software
MegaMeng: LOL
YangstaFunk: good
YangstaFunk: i wAs LIKE
MegaMeng: LOL!!!!!!!

Victim #2:

richk22: you got updog on your comp?
Ryan Longfield: what is updog?
richk22: nothing much what's up with you
Ryan Longfield: THAT is what you are laughing so hard at?!
richk22: yea

Victim #3:

MegaMeng: yo
the007secret: yo
MegaMeng: you got updog in sacramento?
the007secret: wtf is updog
MegaMeng: not much bro what's up with you!?
MegaMeng: :D LOL
the007secret: oh lord
MegaMeng: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the007secret: shaking my head man
MegaMeng: GOTCHA SUCK!
MegaMeng: *SUCKA!
the007secret: wow
MegaMeng: that is like a tea bag to the face
the007secret: that's a good one but i don't think i'd be able to do it without laughing
MegaMeng: virtual tea bag my friend
the007secret: not quite that bad
MegaMeng: true
MegaMeng: LOL
MegaMeng: im cracking up over here
MegaMeng: hilarious
the007secret: who else have u done it to
MegaMeng: your victim #3

Victim #4:

MegaMeng: hey is there updog at Google?
jellyxxjean: im not sure
jellyxxjean: you want me to find out
MegaMeng: you're not sure if you guys have updog there?
jellyxxjean: yes
jellyxxjean: whats updog
MegaMeng: nothing much what's up with you?
MegaMeng: LOL!!!!
jellyxxjean: hahahaha
MegaMeng: YES!!!!!
jellyxxjean: i was thinking
jellyxxjean: what the fuck is updog
MegaMeng: puhahahaha

Victim #5:

richk22: did you have some updog while you were camping?
Bre Freitas: have what?
richk22: did you have some updog?
Bre Freitas: what is updog?
richk22: nothing much what's up with you!?
richk22: ;)
Bre Freitas: haha

Victim #6:

MegaMeng: do you guys have an updog in the office?
bkim019: is that a racial slur
bkim019: for indian
bkim019: if so
bkim019: we have many
MegaMeng: LOL
MegaMeng: no it isn't
MegaMeng: you dont have updog?
bkim019: what is updog
MegaMeng: nothing much what's up with you?
MegaMeng: PUHAHAHAHAHAH
bkim019: wow
bkim019: that's pretty good man
MegaMeng: LOL
MegaMeng: thanks bro

Failed victim 1:

MegaMeng: do you have an updog at home?
ChoEdeCi: a what
MegaMeng: do you have updog?
ChoEdeCi: i don't knwo what that is
MegaMeng: do your parents have an updog?
ChoEdeCi: no
MegaMeng: oh
ChoEdeCi: what's an updog
MegaMeng: not much...what's an updog with you?
MegaMeng: crap
MegaMeng: that was horrible execution
ChoEdeCi: shut up
ChoEdeCi: i bet this was one of esther's joke

My influence:

(My friend whom I just tricked tried using the same joke on another friend that I got earlier)

jellyxxjean: Bryan: oh hey btw
does google have an updog on campus?
do you have updog?
me: lame
Bryan: you suck


PUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok...back to work

Smitten

Somebody pinch me.

Vegas Recap

Gimme Fiction...


Good times...

VEGAS BABY YEAAAA!!!

"Is your girl-friend coming tonight?" - me
"no...not tonight...that's why were fucking going all out tonight" -annonymous

Vegas 2008. What madness are we going to embark upon this year?


Will Phillip make $20 dollars turn into $1500 again only to loose it all in a span of 10 minutes?

Will some of us end up spontaneously hoping in a limo just because the door is open and head to the club like rock stars again?

Will lady luck be on my side once more and pay for all my expenses?

Will we dish out another $200 bucks for a deep tissue massage at the Venetian? Or dish another $200 each for bottle service so we can pretend to holla at the ladies and get them drunk at our table even though it ends up just us guys getting drunk?

Choe, Braj, Neims, Yon, etc etc....wish you guys were here...but I'll make sure to pound a few for all of you...

What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas....


EXCEPT when I am going to be documenting this trip with my camera....hehehe...First the Wynn, then Venetian...ADIOS AMIGOS!